Continue the Story

Let's get a continue the story thread going.

Rules:
1: Must post atleast one sentence. no 1 word posts.
2: Have fun
3: And oh yes if u are not talking on topic (Talk like this.)
I'll start:

Once upon a time, there was a king who was fat and greedy. This king was not a very good king, as he left his kingdom in dept of 90 000 gold pieces.

One day the king realized this, and fled in his carriage to the distant forest where there was a mystical wishing well.

The king threw a coin into the well and wished his dept away. Suddenly the ground started shaking, and thinking that the wish worked the king decided to go back to his castle.

When he arrived at his castle, he was pleased to know that his debt was gone, however the peasants were angry since they did not know where there taxed coins had vanished to.

A riot started and royal houses from the west joined their armies together and lead a march towards the kingdoms capital city.

With the Kings quick thinking, he switched the disguised lever which heaved the throne out of the way revealing a secret passage way, so the King walked down in to the secret passage grabbing the flame torch that was hanging on the wall.

Mean while. Outside the castle throne room. The royal houses of the west were doing battle with the royal guards. It was 10 vs 100, But the royal guards had the advantage as they were only holding a small hallway so only a few men could do battle at one time. Soon one of the royal guards fell, his name was Theyrin. A good man, always served his king, and a good swordsmen too. One after another the royal guards fell, trying to buy time for their ruler.

Meanwhile the King was scurrying down the clositered halls of the hidden passageway, when he herd a faint sound....Almost like an... oink? At that very second a stampede of mad pigs came charging at him....

The men of the west suddenly burst through the doors of the throne room to find it empty. Quickly the men look around on the walls for hidden passage ways. Lord Regan Leftingham walked into the room. Being the Warden of the West, he was the man leading the army. He glaced around the room and lifted a painting, the throne opened up into a passage way. Regan drew his sword and walked through the passage.

Eventually the greedy king exited the passageway...But he was forever changed. There was something freakishly wrong with the stampede of pigs that trampled him near to death. He glimpsed at his hand from the new found sunlight and realized.....He was a pigman. (somewhat minecraft related lol sorry)

As Regan walked through the tunnel he came upon a bright light. He was blinded momentarily, but after a few seconds he was able to see again. But what he saw didn't make much sense. Circles no longer existed, and blocks ruled the land. Regan looked down at his hand and noticed his flesh was made of pixels.
Just as he was about to pass out from all this weird information he spotted a pig walking on two legs. The pig spotted Regan and quickly sprinted away. Regan quickly bound after the pig. Hoping to get some information from it.

After hours of chasing the pig down for some vital information, The King decided the best way to contain one of these beasts was by mounting it. For this he realised he would need a saddle as he did not want to get his robes dirty.